Fox News Rocks!

(cross posted at Kickin it with CG and Clintonistas for Obama)

During a segment this weekend, Fox News' Brett Baier said that "the high price of gas may be costing your kids some of their education.  We'll explain here."

Now watch v. carefully.... (if you are drinking or need to use the restroom - please do so before you hit play)



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why do i find this shit so funny? (2.00 / 5)


"Me Fail English? That's Unpossible." Ralph Wiggum
by canadian gal on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 12:41:29 AM EST

Because you're so funny... (2.00 / 1)

And I guess it's not "unpossible" that you know how to speak English better than the "professionals at Faux News. ;-)


No way, no how, no McCain! :-)
by atdleft on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 10:34:59 AM EST
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Re: Because you're so funny... (2.00 / 1)

Exactly,

he asks, 'how much of a disadvantage does this put kids with working parents?'

Guess ol Brett had to walk to school.


by vadasz on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 12:59:28 PM EST
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Re: Fox News Rocks! (2.00 / 5)

Hey, the headlines person was tired because s/he had to walk to work due to high gas prices.  Don't laugh.


by rfahey22 on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 12:55:16 AM EST

lol (2.00 / 3)

i personally dedicate my new sig line to the fox news headline person.


"Me Fail English? That's Unpossible." Ralph Wiggum
by canadian gal on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 01:10:49 AM EST
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Re: lol (2.00 / 1)

This is a comment, not a diary.

You should have posted it in an open thread.


I'm for a timeline on Iraq, public funding of elections, women's reproductive rights, gun restrictions and universal suffrage. So why should I vote for Obama?
by William Cooper on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 09:59:22 AM EST
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Re: lol (none / 0)

do you need a pair of pliers?


by zerosumgame on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 12:55:33 PM EST
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Re: Fox News Rocks! (2.00 / 6)

Faux viewers are total morans.


"Well the danger on the rocks is surely past... Still I remain tied to the mast"...Don Fagen, Poet and Piano Player
by WashStateBlue on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 01:02:30 AM EST

Re: Fox News Rocks! (2.00 / 4)

Morans that need to get a brain!


And so, may evil beware and may good dress warmly and eat lots of fresh vegetables.
by thatpurplestuff on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 01:24:58 AM EST
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drumroll please.... (2.00 / 2)

no morans that need an eductaion.


"Me Fail English? That's Unpossible." Ralph Wiggum
by canadian gal on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 02:05:34 AM EST
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But education is evil... (2.00 / 1)

...because it makes people think

And if people think, they wouldn't watch Faux News

So Faux should be for higher gas prices, right?


I attended PUMACon '08!!!
by iohs2008 on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 12:22:03 PM EST
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FYI, that's "moron". (none / 0)

We'd rather not live in glass houses, I suspect.


by aggieric on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 08:57:26 AM EST
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Re: FYI, that's "moron". (2.00 / 2)

"Moran" is intentional, I suspect.  Now what about that glass house?  :-)


No Way. No How. No McCain.
by Denny Crane on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 09:28:48 AM EST
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Re: FYI, that's "moron". (2.00 / 2)

It's an internet meme that's been getting popular lately.


by TCQuad on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 10:09:40 AM EST
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Re: FYI, that's "moron". (2.00 / 1)

inside joke :)


by zerosumgame on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 12:56:27 PM EST
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Re: Fox News Rocks! (2.00 / 5)

hahaa. im so slow. i had to watch it twice to finally catch that.


"Rankles and Rush Limbaugh, ruining the chaos brand since 2008."
by alyssa chaos on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 01:05:15 AM EST

Re: Fox News Rocks! (2.00 / 3)

Me too. I need to take this stuff more series.


Barack Obama is my President. He'll be yours, too.
by Jeter on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 01:50:04 AM EST
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teehee. (2.00 / 2)


"Me Fail English? That's Unpossible." Ralph Wiggum
by canadian gal on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 02:06:33 AM EST
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"All seriousness aside..." n/t (2.00 / 3)


by bobswern on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 02:20:50 AM EST
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Re: Fox News Rocks! (2.00 / 5)

Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?


And so, may evil beware and may good dress warmly and eat lots of fresh vegetables.
by thatpurplestuff on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 01:18:49 AM EST

Re: Fox News Rocks! (2.00 / 3)

its unpossible that they wouldn't be.


"Me Fail English? That's Unpossible." Ralph Wiggum
by canadian gal on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 01:22:06 AM EST
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Re: Fox News Rocks! (2.00 / 2)

Oh canadian gal, if I weren't very gay I'd propose to you right now. Gotta love the Ralph.

I made Bart in my pants!


No Way. No How. No McCain.
by Denny Crane on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 09:30:49 AM EST
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bart in your pants? lol. (2.00 / 2)

here's another gem:

Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.


"Me Fail English? That's Unpossible." Ralph Wiggum
by canadian gal on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 01:11:40 PM EST
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Re: Fox News Rocks! (none / 0)

Not to rain of the parade, but I think it much more likely the headline guy/gal was trying to make a joke.

The odds are just too great.


by Falsehood on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 02:25:13 AM EST

Re: Fox News Rocks! (2.00 / 1)

LOL then they need to watch Colbert and his Word of the Day bit to find out how to do it correctly :P


by zerosumgame on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 12:58:06 PM EST
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Re: Fox News Rocks! (none / 0)

O rly


by Falsehood on Sat Jul 26, 2008 at 08:27:32 PM EST
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Yes...gr8ter fokis on edukayshun is needid. (2.00 / 4)

Kidz will gro up w/wurds spelt like thay txt 2day on a fone...+ evreethng w/ b 'breviat'd.


by bobswern on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 02:28:36 AM EST

OMG! (2.00 / 2)

U r so rite! How cud I hav not thot bout dat? Ur geenus!

hehe ;-)


No way, no how, no McCain! :-)
by atdleft on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 10:33:01 AM EST
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Re: Fox News Rocks! (2.00 / 4)

I've been wondering where Dan Quayle was lately. It's good to know he found work at Fox.


by matchles on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 03:30:44 AM EST

It's Obvious... (none / 0)

It's obvious that the letters we're transposed. I would chalk this incident up as a careless mistake.


by soyousay on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 07:09:24 AM EST

Re: It's Obvious... (none / 0)

Yea but it's FOX NEWS.

Since when were we in the business of giving them pass on anything.

Also props to Markos, he did not issue them a "News" press pass at Netroots NAtion, they got an "Opinion" pass like most talk radio folks did.


by DemsLandslide2008 on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 12:51:23 PM EST
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Re: It's Obvious... (none / 0)

Fox is bias "news" just like MSNBC is a bias "news." In reference to the spelling error there is some humor in the mistake but it's a non-issue IMO.

Speaking of opinion; as far as "Markos" goes, I have no respect for him. He tries to stiffle anyone's opinion that's not in line with his.


by soyousay on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 02:19:31 PM EST
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Re: It's Obvious... (none / 0)

Give me one example in the last two months.


by DemsLandslide2008 on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 06:06:10 PM EST
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OMG (2.00 / 2)

I think I ought to have taken your advice.  Need, new...keyboard.....


Obama 2008!
by lollydee on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 09:05:55 AM EST


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